I did not take a pair of pants back to The Gap after they sat through an entire season in the bag with tags on them...and I did not treat myself to another pair instead of just returning them...
While in The Gap, I was not holding my precious son--I was not wearing a cute red top--and I did not realize--I emphasize I DID NOT REALIZE that I was leaking Mama Milk through my padded bra and shirt while up at the register.
I did not become totally embarrassed and blame it on my drooling child--because the perfect ring in the center of my breast was SO NOT TOTALLY OBVIOUS!!!!!!!
Nope, not me...that sort of thing never happens...
For more things that never happen...head over to MckMama's blog--our Not Me Monday queen!!!!!!
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7 comments:
Love the name of your blog and loved your "not me"s!
Funny! Saw your link on MckMama's blog and your blog title caught my eye. Great creativity!
Blessings,
Jess
Oh....I had a few leaking accidents myself! Yiks!
I breastfed both my girls to 17 & 18 months of age. I love that you have started a blog to support breast feeding.
That's hilarious. Oh yea, I've definitely NOT been there.
Oh gosh I loved this. Way too funny, I had many funny leaking stories while breastfeeding. Neither one of my two kids ever took a bottle, loved loved loved breastfeeding.
i remember the days of double padding my nursing bra!!
Oh I have SOOOOOOOO been there!! With my oldest son, I leaked so much, I had 2 washcloths folded up and stuck in my bra like two perfect little BOXES! And upon hearing the FIRST crying baby (NOT my son) promptly leaked through everything and dripped all down shirt. And then grabbed my boobs and ran crying to the ladies bathroom. Nice. I learned better for the next children...
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